daphneontherun:

you’re minding your own business

just reading a fic

when suddenly

you see it

ishimaruoppa:

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

drdavidbrinner:

hormonequeen:

drdavidbrinner:

reminder that Karkat and Equius are the only two trolls who have never attempted murder

Equius killed people all the time to feed Feferi’s lusus 

I made you a guide

tamamuratamao:

that feeling when you told someone about a book or a movie or an artist or a show and they tried to keep putting it off and putting it off and when they finally indulge in it they fucking love it and you’re like

kawrying:

so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”

(Source: princesaluja)

fuck you school i am done